MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English
society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

POLITENESS, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave (1950)
Vampires are [...] by nature as co-operative as sharks.
Vampyres are just the same, the only real difference being that they can't spell properly.
(Carpe Jugulum)
"Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling
scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't
automatically mean there's anything wrong."
(Soul Music)